Archive for February, 2003

LEGO Stuff

Friday, February 28th, 2003

From Bork, LEGO Tarot. This, of course, reminded just how much I loved LEGOs as a kid.

But the L3G0 5c3n3 is 31337. Much more so than in my youth.

You can check out scenes from the Old and New Testament (in LEGO) by reading The Brick Testament.

Some crazy in Germany has built his own car, a BMW 635, in LEGO complete with working bonnet, boot and doors.

Another heavy equipment fan in .nl … go figure … builds heavy equipment with LEGO. Very impressive.

Weird Richard makes lesson plans with LEGO. Here is a random castle with enough detail to scare off any candidates for the still open position of “friend.”

Old Friends

Monday, February 17th, 2003

I miss my C=64. Though it boggles as to why you would need to listen to SID remixes.

At one point, there was a Trash 80 kicking around at school. Then my C=64 showed up. A few Commodore Pet computers were at school (with both kinds of keyboards). And my cousin had a Osbourne at home … it 0\/\/n3D th3 5c3n3.

My buddy had an Apple ][. Why didn’t they ever port Bilestoad to the 64?! It never made any sense to me.

The various Amiga computers that came through the house were leagues beyond what the XT and AT machines we had. At least in terms of graphics. HAM mode says it all … 4096 colors at once!

Anyway, the Germans are keeping the dream alive for old Commodore folks.

Random Garbaahg.

Sunday, February 16th, 2003

If you have serious clock drift or don’t have a clock in your office, you may want to use this gem from memepool. You should probably submit a new frame, too.

From Floosh via /sick is a way to keep urinals clean(er).

Another cool link from meme. [It was a slow week]

Now go get yourself a L337 455 /\/\uG.

puppets and protest

Saturday, February 15th, 2003

I don’t know what bloody category this belongs in. “Events” is fine.

Big protests today. I got up on my soapbox to try and get the staff to join me in marching at 8:30 am from Lincoln Center with a group of puppeteers (Bread and Puppet Theater – “now’s your chance to work with one the most renowned agit-prop theater troupes in the world!”). Yeah, no one bit. I think some of them thought my email was innapropriate. Unprofessional. Apparently, you can interrupt everyone’s work day to model the new pants you bought at H&M on your lunch break, or give us moment-to-moment details of your last shrink appointment, or lip sync to your favorite 80’s hits, but you can’t share political thoughts or global concerns. Lesson learned. This is my office.

I awoke at 6am with the thought of walking in the bitter cold, alone, with a bunch of puppet people and I just couldn’t do it. The NYC puppet underground can be really cliquey. I work with some. I’ve noticed. It would have been a trip to do it though. Maybe get arrested wearing a big paper-mache head. I do like the puppets these days.

So now I don’t know what to do. One second they’re telling us to buy water and duct tape and reports about how easy it would be for crazies to release chemical and bio bad stuff in the subway system. The next moment, the mayor actually says that the best way to keep NYC safe is to go shopping. I had a panic attack. They are all mocking me. I’ll go to the protest around 10am and meet up with some friends who couldn’t pull any real plans together.

I’ve been to one other protest – on the anniversary of 9/11. It was a “lay down” in Union Square Park. Only the organizers couldn’t get the right permit, so we weren’t laying in the park, but on a little traffic divider triangle that splits Union Square East and 14th St. And we got there late so we were forced to the rigth up to the curb. I was cleaning dirt out of my ears for three days. Parker Posey is a friend of a friend and she was laying right next to me. She had the scarf around her head and the big sunglasses (and some lavender sceneted wipes that came in very handy). It was a gorgeous day, very much like the year before. We laid there, quietly, peacefuly even, for about 15 minutes when slowly I began to notice photographers hovering above us getting shots of the one celeb at this gathering. None of them spoke English – it was the foreign press. Chances are one of my limbs has appeared in a Brazilian paper next to Parker Posey. Does that count towards my total 15 minutes? It was a good way to spend that morning. I was glad I did it. And I got cool tee shirt.

Hey, look at that. Who needs questions to write a blog?

Mumm-ra Jennings

Wednesday, February 12th, 2003

Ironically, I had just recently stuffed myself with a little Surf & Turf while back in Boston for the weekend. And next thing I know, Big Lobster sends me a treatise on German toilets. Which is chilling in its accuracy.

But first, he actually sent me a horrible link from Down Under. This, of course, has reminded me of a recent aim conversation.

[23:45] dude: ” I am looking for a mature man whose idea of a fun evening DOES NOT include strippers or pornography.”
[23:46] dude: jesus
[23:46] dude: if that doesn’t have “pain in the ass” written all over it, i’m not sure what does
[23:47] chunks: hahah
[23:47] dude: “I am looking for a man who has the capacity to nurture and give in a relationship (not to mention bring flowers). My interests span from psychology to medieval weaponary. ”
[23:47] dude: jesus
[23:47] chunks: What about strippers AND pornography?
[23:47] dude: taken as a total
[23:48] dude: this is possibly the most insane match.com profile i’ve ever seen
[23:48] dude: i should write back to her
[23:48] dude: are there any guys who -don’t- like strip clubs or porn?
[23:48] chunks: psychology to medieval weaponry = 350 lbs

[00:33] dude: when someone describes themselves as “sassy” what does that mean?
[00:33] chunks: Don’t email them.
[00:33] chunks: I think sassy ~ saucy
[00:34] chunks: Peter Jennings is 1,000 years old.
[00:34] dude: he is a mummy
[00:34] chunks: And why is everyone shocked that parts of the shuttle are sprayed from Texas to California?
[00:34] dude: mumm-ra jennings